Jennifer Lopez replaces Ellen DeGeneres on American Idol!

Yes ladies & gents, the queen bee herself, Jennifer Lopez, has officially been named the new judge on American Idol, according to FOX!

Lopez will be replacing Ellen DeGeneres.

Ya’ll know WE’RE excited!!!!!!!!!!!!! How about you??

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Laurence Fishburne’s daughter is joining the PORN WORLD?!?!?

WTF???????????????????? WHY WHY WHY????????

Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake go bike riding

Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake share some quality lovin’ time while going bike riding on Friday afternoon in Hudson River Park.

The duo later was seen entering their SoHo penthouse.

The Dream apologizes & writes a letter to the fans… or what’s left of them.

Here’s what The Dream had to say about his marriage drama that has gone down for the last week:

First I want to thank God for the trials of life, without them we can’t know purpose!

I would love to tell the truth as to why my relationship wasn’t successful, but today that is between me and Christina. Its easy to say that it’s because of another woman or a new relationship but truthfully, IT’S NOT.

I take FULL RESPONSIBILITY for misleading everyone into thinking everything was fine and okay when we knew problems existed for awhile! I wanted to speak up but we decided it wasn’t for anyone to know. I would NEVER intentionally hurt a soul and everyone around me knows that! There was so much going on in me and Christina’s personal world that I tried to deal with it as delicately as I could and tried to regain my footing. Instead of being direct in order not to cause even more hurt or hurt someone’s feelings, I carried the weight in secret!

I am Human and people fall in and out of Love all the time… This is Life.  Nothing’s promised or perfect, neither am I.  I am not proud that I lost something we once had…LOVE!  I’ve always been a Loving Father, Hard Worker, Generous, Stern and Eager to prove myself.  My faults are I can be irresponsible and an ass sometimes, but I HAVE NEVER and WILL NEVER be a malicious person or wish harm to anyone, especially those I love or the mother of my child.  I’m sorry for the embarrassment to everyone involved!  If there’s anyone to blame and you can’t fathom this happening, please blame me and me alone for not being upfront!  Even though we were trying to overcome personal things between us, I was just simply scared and embarrassed to let everyone know we WERE FAILING and HAVE NOW FAILED!

This is not to justify anything, it’s true emotion! It’s a real thing that involves real people!  I’ve cried about this for months, after interviews, after prayer and I’ve tried to take my own life at a point because of the failure that was looming.

But I was reminded by my MOTHER that I am not “Superman” and its okay to lose sometimes…

This too shall pass! And everything will be fine!

*yawn*

Who else doesn’t feel any pity for this man???

Kelis, your album sucks.

A failed marriaged, a failed wardrobe update, & many promo’s later, Kelis‘ latest album, Fleshtone, has officially thrown her off from the “professional successful singer” bus.

Believe it or not, here’s how the album did…. brace yourself….

Not even 10,000 copies?!?! You know your album sucked when hypeman Soulja Boy sells more than you.

Yikes!

Congratulations to the MLB National League!

The MLB National League defeated the American League yesterday in Anaheim, 3-1 — their first win since 1996!

Congrats! But we’ll get them back next year!!

Derek Jeter speaks on George Steinbrenner’s death

With the tragic death of Yankees‘ owner George Steinbrenner this morning, Yankees captain & shortstop Derek Jeter addressed the media during a press conference today before he took the field for the 2010 MLB All-Star Game.

We’re still in mourning 😥